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In this week's edition of The Scanner, a man is served an injunction over Twitter.

Did you fear the Scanner disappeared forever? Silly reader. The Scanner can never die. It will outlive us all as long as the Internet has hilarious, obscure or otherwise awesome tidbits to offer.

So much mayhem in the Scanner this week, including kidnappings, military robots and fan violence over Harry Potter. Luckily there's always bacon.

While we're undergoing a bit of change around here (like, oh, you know, selling Press Herald Plaza),

The Scanner's got another heavy payload this week, complete with the return of some old friends (like zombies and Zack Morris) and possibly the most creative wedding invitation you've ever seen.

I've gotta say for the first time in a long time I'm genuinely shocked by some of the Scanner's offerings this week, including a Popsicle shaped like James Bond, Dr.

Let's just jump into things with this week's Scanner, which features not one but TWO pork-related pastries.

Yes, it's that kind of Scanner.

I'm back in town and seem to have no ill effects from short-term exposure to California. Next time bring Kryptonite hippies.

Oddly enough, no bacon in The Scanner this week. I must not be trying hard enough. I feel ashamed just saying that.